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Hippies, Fucking Hippies

If there’s one type of person I can’t fucking stand, it’s goddamned hippies. Hippies are without a doubt some of the most retarded people alive. Who do I consider a hippie? Well, man, like, totally. Here’s some ways to identify … Continue reading

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McDonald’s Real Fruit Smoothies. An Artificial Haze

So I saw the commercials for McDonald’s fruit smoothies. They look pretty good. I bought a wild berry one. It tasted like I was drinking a fucking Starburst. It was so sweet and so sour and so blatantly artificial. Fucking … Continue reading

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Jesus Hates PayPal

Don’t want to read my rant? Skip to the bottom then. I receive a payment, and right off the bat, PayPal shows an alert saying they need to verify it due to potential suspicious activity. Soon after, the payment goes … Continue reading

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What The Fuck Is Up With Artificial Grass?

Seriously? What the fuck is up with this garbage? Why is it manufactured? Why do people purchase it? Typically I see artificial grass used near sidewalks of construction zones. Supposedly, the crap “beautifies” a construction zone. Or something like that. … Continue reading

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Soldiers Are Whores

Seriously. They are. Think about it. Ladies of the night get paid for sex. They are called whores or prostitutes. Men of the day get paid to kill people. They are called soldiers or troops. I’m not sure which is … Continue reading

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White Folk. They Are Fucking Crazy

It seems that in general, white folks are just fucking batshit insane compared to Asians and Native Americans and blacks. You always have that white person that decided to go there. Yes, there. The place that makes every sane person … Continue reading

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Black Folk. They Are Really Loud

Now, before you scream racism, don’t worry. I have rant articles for ALL the races. Blacks, whites, Asians and even Oceanian, that race few have ever seen, because they only exist in the country of Oceania. So now seriously. Black … Continue reading

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