What is it about members of Abrahamic religions that makes them so obnoxious? The worst offender is Christians. Many (not all) Christians seem to walk about daily with a holier than thou attitude than is the most irritating shit ever. Here are a few of the things Christians have done.
Seriously. I had a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses come to my door at about 9:00 AM in the morning on New Year’s Day to hand me some pamphlets and pitch me on God. Seriously. They were literally like door to door salesmen selling God. Whatever it is. I have two lovely pamphlets from that day. I’ve never read them, but the cover art sure is pretty. Unless God flies down from the heavens to greet me, I won’t be believing in him any time soon.
Oh and please. Don’t give me shit about how, “Oh, they’re not real Christians, HURRDURR, so you’re wrong.” Bullshit. These people know Jehovah’s Witnesses are real Christians and clearly disagree or have issues with what they do, but don’t want to admit that they’re wrong, so they pull bullshit out of their asses and deny that they’re Christians.
Another time I was at this party. So there I was, a pouring the last bit of Sprite into my cup. It went up to about a full cup. As I was pouring this, a man walked up to me and asked, “Why are you pouring all that? You should share.” This was so out of the blue I didn’t even know how to respond. I managed a, “Oh, well sorry,” and walked away. First, I didn’t really know how much was left, and how far it would fill the cup. Second, someone’s gotta finish it off. Apparently in Christianland, nobody can actually finish a food or drink because that would be greedy. People just take half and half and half until only molecules are left. Only afterwards did my friend let me know that it was actually a church party of sorts. That’s when it all made sense.
And what is the point of attending church? Apparently you go to church to learn how to be more like God, but isn’t it always pretty much the same fucking thing? Golden Rule, help the poor, be moral, etc. Do you really need to spend over a fucking hour every week? If so, you are too dumb to be alive. Seriously. Half the time the Christians don’t even seem that much more moral either. In the end, I think church is nothing more at this point than a weekly gathering of sorts, a jerkfest cult. It’s just a way for people to feel good about themselves. There’s clearly some sort of mental bias here.
Oh, and when a 1,000+ people die in an earthquake, it was clearly God’s will. When one baby is pulled out alive, it was clearly a miracle by God. There are so many things in the Bible that make no sense. It’s like one giant convoluted mindfuck. Almost like that movie Inception.
I have never had members of any other religion pull annoying stunts like what I have mentioned in this post. So all you Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, etc. I salute you. You are wise. You are aware that everyone in the world is full of shit, and it is best kept to yourself, because nobody wants to hear it. And to you Christians, shut up or fuck off. Thank you.