What The Fuck Is Up With Artificial Grass?

Seriously? What the fuck is up with this garbage? Why is it manufactured? Why do people purchase it?

Typically I see artificial grass used near sidewalks of construction zones. Supposedly, the crap “beautifies” a construction zone. Or something like that.

Yes, apparently a mat of some blueish green tinted plastic crap that doesn’t look remotely like grass coating a sliver of the ground makes a construction zone more appealing. It looks like a mat of greenish blue hair clogging a drain, not grass.

The person who conceived of this garbage is probably swimming in gold and laughing all the way to the bank.

Artificial grass looks like shit. And after it’s done looking like shit, it’s going to be taking up space in a landfill somewhere. All because, good fucking lord, someone decided that it was simply unbearable to look at a patch of dirt for a month because of construction.

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